Would you rather be warmly welcomed or welcomed with open arms?

Thank you so much for signing up for the Would You Rather newsletter. You can expect to receive a new WYR question to ponder on a weekly-ish basis depending on how busy we are in our daily lives (taking care of dogs, eating candy, other normal adult things).   Us, thinking you're the best. While you're waiting for your first edition, take a gander at some of the results from our previous questions:  The question that divided us the most.  (This scenario had the most equal distribution of answers) Q. Would you rather have a snake for a boss or best friend? Boss - 51% Best Friend - 49%  The question that brought most of us together.  (This scenario had the most unequal distribution of answers) Q. Would you rather be a merperson with the fish part on the bottom or the top? Bottom- 87% Top- 13%   Some of the funniest responses to questions.   You all are way funnier and more thoughtful than we could've ever imagined. Here are some of the funniest and most thoughtful responses from this year's scenarios: Would you rather have a snake for a boss or best friend? "So, let's argue that both snakes are sentient. I had a run-in with a snake this weekend when I was brewing beer in my garage. It was an American Wheat. Not the snake, the snake was a black racer I think. So the snake tried to hide under my recycling bin next to the garage. This did not sit well with me, as I have a dog. I tried to move the bin and shoo him away, but I ended up trapping the very tip of the tail under the bin. This did not sit well with Mr. Snake, and we got into a bit of a Mexican standoff. I finally freed him, but he ran off super fast. My point is... If I pissed off the snake that badly due to a minor misstep, I can only imagine the ire of having a snake boss if I forget to submit my TPS reports on time. I go with Snake-Friend. Hands down on that reason alone." Thoughtful Funny   This one made me laugh more than any other comment all year. The line, "It was an American Wheat. Not the snake, the snake was a black racer." Is pure art. - Chris Would you rather learn to cook from Gordon Ramsey or Guy Fieri? "This was so tough! I chose Guy because I don't think I'd do well with Gordon's style. I'd probably cry the whole time. But I do think Gordon would probably be able to teach me more - I just wouldn't be able to learn. Because I'd be crying." Funny Would you rather get a high five or a thumbs up? "I'm one of those socially awkward people that has bad hand-eye coordination and manages to either miss the other person's hand or move too slow — resulting in a weak, unsatisfying smoosh instead of a smack. The high-fiver usually regrets offering me one. Also germs." Thoughtful Funny   I feel this so hard. - Chris Would you rather be a werewolf or vampire? If I were a werewolf all my money would be spent replacing my jeans and flannel shirts. Then you'd have the hassle of trying to remember what phase the moon was in all the time... And who wants to wake up cold and naked in a cornfield once a month?? Funny   Check out previous editions riiight here.   If you've got ideas for fun scenarios, reply to this email and send them our way.   If you think this is a fun idea, please share this link with a friend:   http://www.wouldyourather.fun/   If you don't think this is a fun idea, please share the link with an enemy.   Peace.   btw: This rad email was created using AWeber. You can make a rad email with AWeber too!